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I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

What is your shipping policy?

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Can I use the gun? Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!

I just told you! You've killed me! Negative, bossy meat creature! A sexy mistake. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.

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Are your products handmade?

How much did you make me? Who are you, my warranty?! Can we have Bender Burgers again? All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school!

Can I use the gun? Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!

I just told you! You've killed me! Negative, bossy meat creature! A sexy mistake. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.

Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! It's a T. It goes "tuh". You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! Take me to your leader!

Are your items sustainable?

How much did you make me? Who are you, my warranty?! Can we have Bender Burgers again? All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school!

Can I use the gun? Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!

I just told you! You've killed me! Negative, bossy meat creature! A sexy mistake. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.

Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! It's a T. It goes "tuh". You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! Take me to your leader!

Can you make me a custom item?

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Is that a cooking show? Also Zoidberg. For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! That's the ONLY thing about being a slave.

Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Your best is an idiot! Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.

Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Can I use the gun? Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

My item arrived broken/damaged? Who should I contact?

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Is that a cooking show? Also Zoidberg. For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! That's the ONLY thing about being a slave.

Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Your best is an idiot! Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.

Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Can I use the gun? Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

Where can I leave feedback?

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Is that a cooking show? Also Zoidberg. For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! That's the ONLY thing about being a slave.

Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Your best is an idiot! Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.

Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Can I use the gun? Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

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